DAMN IT!

I just watched episode 12 of Doctor Who.

Hence the swearing.

If you've seen it, you know the cussing is COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED.









SPOILER LINE. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WANT ONE SO BADLY.



Okay, so starting with Van Gogh painting the TARDIS going poom.

River gets out of jail, writes HELLO SWEETIE and the Greek symbols of the Doctor's name (Theta Sigma-ha ha ha) and coordinates and takes the painting from 5125 to the Doctor in Roman-era Britain.

He's horrified. As anyone would be.

The Pandorica WAS under Stonehenge (sometimes I AM good)

Good wizards always wind up being the Doctor. Yeah, cause he's supposed to be MERLIN...

And then every bad guy and gal that the head writer could yank UP starts appearing in the sky above Stonehenge to take whatever's in the big locky thing downstairs hostage.

Rory appears as a non-dead Roman. Who remembers Amy. Who doesn't remember him.

Why can't love ever, ever be easy?

Anyhow, River doing flying things with the TARDIS and she's having problems with it. And someone is claiming the loudspeakers in the ship and causing CRACKS across the SCREEN and saying SILENCE WILL FALL and bloody hell, that sounds like Davros if I'm not mistaken.

But I could be.

Romans are not Romans and yes, they are Nestene Consciousness mannequin robots of shooty deathness. Which is bad.

Rory is too. Oh suck.

HA HA! HE DID TEACH HER HOW TO FLY THE TARDIS! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! HOW ELSE COULD SHE HAVE LEARNED?

River makes a connection with Amy and apparently someone's been taking her memories for some sort of lure for the Doctor...more on that in a minute...

Okay, so Ames remembers Rory, which sucks because about 14 seconds later his little hand gun (no pun intended here) whips out and shoots her to death. Oops.

Meanwhile, River's unable to debark from the TARDIS and it's probably going to explode. Which sucks.

And every single bad guy from every single era of Wholand is appearing to (you're going to LOVE this one) lock the poor snared-by-his-bestest-ginger-buddy's-borrowed-memories Doctor in the Pandorica (which is a big fat jail cell) to save the rest of the Universe from him.

And so the TARDIS explodes.

And the Universe ends.

And the Earth dissolves.






Isn't there supposed to be a THIRTEENTH EPISODE HERE, PEOPLE?

Oh ta,
Bec