Gold Medal Game

So, the Canadians are about to lose to the U.S. in hockey.

(Cue throwing of moose in my direction)

(Cue dousing me in maple syrup)

(Cue "oouting" me into a snowbank)

All right, now that youse guys have gotten your revenge, der hey, let's play the damn game before the ice melts from all the blustering of sports announcers.

(Just so you know, Canada, we're about to kick your frozen asses into the northern waste of the Arctic.)

This isn't a particular brand of loyalty to my own people, no. This is just because I have to cheer for SOMEONE here and it doesn't make sense to cheer for Canada when the rest of the country is probably cheering for the US. If it was the UK, I'd be cheering for them, but since it's not I have picked a team and I'm sticking with it.

They are never going to start this game, are they?

Ta,
Bec

PS: Will report later how this one came out- I'm probably going to have to leave the house before it ends at this point. Looks right NOW that we might have lost (sorry I insulted Canada-most of the time you're really nice people and I particularly want to live in Vancouver at some point-so don't come down and over and kill me, OK?)